I can haz skype

[majoj]

WE R SUPERIOR (science says so)
[15:44:26] majoj(Raoul.Duke): tell me one thing vlko
[15:44:37] majoj(Raoul.Duke): why do we have the sexiest chicks in the world?
[15:44:38] majoj(Raoul.Duke): http://vimeo.com/26098966
[15:52:40] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: it is a commonly known fat, that when a lady enters the room, all the horny bastards get a boner and try to infect her with their own virus. not ANYONE ELSE's virus, THEIR VIRUS
[15:52:57] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: these miniature life forms are at later stages know as 'children'
[15:53:28] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: but you should have been talking to your parents about that and im not going to explain that to you. what i WILL explain, is why are local chicks so hot.
[15:54:37] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: again, when a male specimen sees a nice looking female specimen, he wishes, for the sake of the argument i will use a rather interesting term commonly popular these days -

to **** her till her ears bleed
[15:56:54] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: yes. however, since we are not in the middle ages anymore and rape is not a god-given right to man as it used to be (btw shame on you, religion and you dogma-induced morality), the female also has the right to say 'Not at all dear sir, I wish not to have a series of couch-o-lympics with you.' In other words - 'NO U' - In other words - 'NO, bro U go **** yo' hand'
[15:57:40] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: so where were we - ah yes, the interestingly well-developed looks of local women, yes.
[15:58:25] majoj(Raoul.Duke): be aware that my brain borders the meltdown point now
[15:58:31] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: yes
[15:58:39] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod offers ice
[15:58:49] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod continues
[16:00:34] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: as you surely know, our little state was a cultural and genetical mixer for quite some time. and basing this theory on pure darwinism - i will put it simply:

nice slavics hump nice francs, their kids hump nice hungarians, their kids hump nice austrians, etc etc
[16:01:19] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: therefore, having a mix of ****all cultures here, while nobody gave a **** about their origin, we were blessed with a gene pool or purtyness
[16:01:23] Kidney for sale: And where did you put the not-nice ones?
[16:01:25] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: at females, at least
[16:01:29] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: they fall of
[16:01:31] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: the lions ate them
[16:01:34] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: (smoking)
[16:01:37] Kidney for sale: Aha (smoking)
[16:01:42] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: so
[16:01:46] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: back to the narration
[16:01:50] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: eerm
[16:01:56] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: yes - gene pool of purty
[16:02:06] majoj(Raoul.Duke): this **** is pure skype gold
[16:03:46] Kidney for sale: Remember, purtyness is in the eye of the stalker.
[16:03:53] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: unlike the united kingdom, where except for a few individuals (usually immigrants) everybody looks like **** due to same and same genes mixing around for 2000 years
[16:04:12] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: no offence to anyone intended
[16:04:14] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: (smoking)

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