Bandito's Den

[Not Espi]

Espi walked into the bar after delivering a shipment of looted anti-radiation pills. He looked around, and proceeded to take a stool. After using his hard words and harder fists to dispose of some drunk nimmwit sitting on 'his' stool, he looked left and right. After he saw Mateo and Diego, he stood up, went away for a short while and returned with something that could have been a suitcase back in it's times of glory. He sat on 'his' stool again and looked at his compadres...

Mateo - I like what you have done to this place. I remember it used to be our torture chamber when the crew of Empress were all locked in here. He then stood up, took something out of his left pocket and threw it into the air - RAD-PILLS FOR EVEROYNE!

While the rest of the bar was trying to preserve its uninterested face and pick up as many tic-tacs as they could, Espi came to the two wingmen, threw the suitcase on the table, and opened it. While Diego seemed to be in awe by that suggestion - looking at Mateo with widened eyes and wondering what is going to happen next. Mateo only looked at his Sovereign with his 'I-think-I'm-going-to-hit-you-in-the-face' look.

When you do it, you get to be the Shaman or Witchdoctor or whatever title you wanted to get.

Espi reached into the parody of a suitcase lying on the table, turned something on and it started emit a distinctive vibrating sound.

Fine. - said Mateo. He grabbed the object in the suitcase, and his hand started shaking, as he was lifting it into the air, he grabbed his EPIC beard and moved it to the side to make some space. Both Diego and Espi looked at Mateo with expectations of what will follow.

And then it happend.

Mateo used the electric razor to shave the red hair off the guy with a Bretonian accent.