Bandito's Den

[Primitive]

"That is not important amigo, but if you're hungry just ask! " He turned to bartender "Bastardo, I have an offer for you, you will tell us good joke or you will get shot right now! " The bartender kind of froze and was starting to sweat while trying to think of something to preserve his life. Then he starts : "Corsair walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The corsair says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Bandito laughs for couple of seconds, "All right amigo, you can live....at least today. Where were we now ? Ah we're waiting for new slave dancers, should be here in next hour or so". Diego who knows maybe we find you something to rape today."