Kirkwall 819AS

[Lich]

With his freshly rolled cigarette now lit Lich, with the aid of his invisible chair friend, had concluded that the woman he was looking at was infact a breed of dog cleverly disguised as a barmaid.

''These animals when will they ever learn!''

The room span and Lich fell off his chair. Getting up again would not be so easy but as he did so he saw Samantha with someone he did not recognize and pondered whether or not if he should make himself known to her,

''Tad bit cold in here,''

Lich picked the remains of his cigarette that had dropped to the floor and an idea came to him,

''Table equals wood equals flammable equals warmth equals profit!''

He then smashed the glass of spirits on the table and set fire to it, suddenly realising his mistake as everyone looked over at him he desided the best way to put it out would be using someone else thus Lich grabbed the nearest person to him and slammed their body into the fire destroying the table but thankfully taking the fire with it. He deemed the plan a success.

''Barmaid a drink for my newly splattered and slightly burnt friend!!!''

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