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to whom it may concern,



in the early days of industry, waste was scarce and space was plentiful. men expanded and expanded, speculated and speculated again, and now we're left with this huge mess of scrap metal in space. that's okay, though, because we junkers comb it and help you corporativists use it. we are the janitors, we are the sweep crew, the streetsweepers . . .

we are the collectors.

liberty corporations created liberty's debris fields, and they're growing. new york has become a junk pile (well, texas too, but that's not your fault.) but the collectors have a proposition for you. you can help us fix the mess your corporate kin created and earn a killing doing so. we propose that you help us by moving the scrap to smelting plants. in doing so, you'll drive down the hyperinflated price of rheinland metals (helping the war effort), help keep the debris fields down to size (helping the environment) and most importantly you'll make [color=#004400]money (helping yourselves).

we keep a scrap depot at rochester base in new york and we have cleanup crews working around the clock to store and package the scrap metal for hauling. please don't let the citizens of liberty down. do your part.

reduce. reuse.[color=#004400] recycle.



red beans and ricely yours,
carlos ortiz

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