To: The gentleman who identifies himself as Smelly Old Pete

[Madvillain]

incoming transmission.........
source: [ToP]the.Mary.Jane (smallest room)
video uplink established.......
*you hear uncle Pete yelling to a crewmember*<div align="right]Tell them I'm not here!
Give an old man some private time!!
*the crewmember responds* <div align="right]Sorry uncle ,Its the annoying girl from before
and the video uplink has already been established !

*uncle Pete quickly grabs a newspaper and starts talking*

Well howdy you!

Glad to hear you learned some social manners since the last time you contacted us!
You thought I forgot about that?
Uncle Pete has an elephants memory!...though i don't remember what an elephant is.

*for a second , he closes his eyes , makes a humming sound and you hear water splashing up*

Anyway , good to hear from you again!
I recon your eavesdropping on our non-encrypted messages gives you quite the idea about the size of our fleet.
You were invited for the BBQ too ya know , but ya didn't show up , any reason for that ?
I thought i clearly invited all neighbors , it would have been a great opportunity to socialize!
If your capable of socializing that is....

*pete pauses for another moment and you hear water splashing up followed by a farting sound*

So you wish to get better ties with us?
I don't see nothing wrong with that , and i am sure even you could be of use in some way.
Humane as we are we think everyone deserves a second chance , even the less socially capable in society!

You mention leading a fleet capable of moving freely throughout Sirius.
Let me tell you that our fleet is more than capable of moving itself.
So in that sense you are utterly useless to us too.


*Pete gets a red face , makes a oomph sound and you hear water splashing up again*

Excuse me , that was a big one.
No , you truly catch my attention mentioning collaboration in the protection of our freedoms out here in Kansas.
A couple of days ago I saw some navy fellows entering Kansas and thought to myself "Pete , there goes the neighborhood".
Imagine what unwanted attention it would bring to Kansas if they think about coming here more often!!

So yes , we are willing to share information with you , and even collaborating.
Not because we like you so much , but to serve a higher purpose that we seem to have in common.
I suggest a meeting soon so we can talk things over.
Now if you'd excuse me , i got some wiping to do.

Your ''loud mouth idiot'' uncle Pete



connection terminated.....

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