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[Irwin]

Trainee Duncan Moreland here. As it is well known, Mr. MacFarlane and myself are the owners of a very large portion of gold ore. While gold is a secure form of currency, it's much easier to carry out transactions via credits, that is why myself and Mr. MacFarlane began a series of shipments totaling 25,000 crates of premium gold ore, nearly 180,000,000 credits worth.

Obviously such a shipment shouldn't be moved without security, and as such I contacted a member of Universal Shipping to see if a member of their security wing could be sent. Instead, we were met with President of Universal, Mr. Teshurr, Mr. Teshurr had also brought with him the President of Deep Space Engineering, Mr. Doe. Needles to say, I was astounded at the appearance of both figures.

With the escorts ready, the Wolfe and the Lennox began moving the ore. Refusing to leave Liberty without filling another of our shipping contracts, I convinced Mr. MacFarlane to haul the shipments of Lord Phillip Eggington's golden toothbrushes, there were millions of them. We went back and forth using this route thrice, at which point I paid Mr. Teshurr the standard rate, offered to pay DSE the same, but Mr. Doe refused all payment, both gentlemen of the highest caliber!

Oh, do tell Mr. MacFarlane to cease bragging about his sexual exploits with all the Zoners (Men, all of them) he has bedded in his life, it becomes rather bothersome.

The next matter is one which involves my Clydesdale. I have finally decided upon a name for that beauty! She shall be called, the BES Pudding! I made my decision with Pudding after remembering learning about the devious knight sharing the same name as a child in school.

Sir Pudding was renowned for crafting the finest pudding in all of Bretonia! The Queen had the man Knighted for this, and requested that a delicious new creation be delivered to her, a frozen pudding popsicle! Sir Pudding was not a fan of the current Bretonian royal family, and as such, in this pudding-pop as he dubbed it, was a deadly poison awaiting the queen!

However, the queen had a royal foodtaster, who tasted the pudding pop before the queen had a chance to fall victim to the poison! Sir Pudding was executed, and the foodtaster died due to the poison. After remembering this fine tale, I couldn't think of a name that was greater than Pudding to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!

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