Shackler of Dreams - Captain's log

[Tomtomrawr]

23-07-818A.S. - Log of Harold Fawker III Esquire - Captain of the Shackler of Dreams

This is the log of Harold Fawker III Esquire. Captain Harold Fawker III Esquire now. First time I've used that title and I feel giddy already. I just procured a vessel for my needs from a Junker in Liberty. It's been outfitted with as many cells as can be fitted into the cargo hold, and enough armour to hold back the plasma of any would-be aggressor until help can arrive.

I doubt my family would be proud of where I am now, as the captain of what they would refer to as an "insult to humanity", a slaver ship. But this is a choice I've made and I'm seeing it through. I'm starting this log to track my progress into the world of thieves and criminals so I am better able to understand them and see the true, ugly face of humanity.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.