Science Stained Red

[Akura]

Omega-41, Edge Worlds

Luxury Liner Olympia

"We're safely skirting the radiation zones, sir"

"Excellent work Jenkins, we'll be home in time for kippers" Captain Wordsworth III smirked, sipping his Lady Grey tea,

"Um, Captain?"

"Yes McDonald?"

"Corsairs sir, three of them"

"Where are they squire? Can we avoid them?"

"Well, they're..." the ship lurched out of cruise as a disruptor hit the colossal bretonian engines "... Right on top of us..."

"Well, bugger me to tuesday, open a communique!"

The slow, slurred voice of a spanish-sounding male spoke, "Quiero cerveza, y el oro!"

"Excuse me lad, you'll have to speak english!" the Captain scorned,

"Cerveza, Beer" the Corsair spoke again, "Oro, Gold"

"We have little of either you swine, stand aside and you and your lackeys will be unhurt!"

"You RuS?" the Corsair spoke again, his accent a strange tone,

"Am I? No... I'm not a RuS..."

"Then you die" the Corsair casually commented, his Titan opening fire, the other two Titans quickly following suit.