RM admiral i need help

[Backo]

***Incoming Transmission
***Location: Home?
***Comm ID: Me?

Hello, hello!
I might not be the admiral you're looking for, but I know a secret way how you could get such turrets. Though the path to get them is full of danger, an epic adventure like no other! So are you ready for it? Of course you are!

First, I would need you to travel to the distant lands of Omicron Alpha and slay the one named Chenzo. He is a great warrior, wielding the power of the dual DEFILERs. Once you've proven yourself with that. You shalt bring his escape pod to Omicron Iota where you will yell "Damn you jellies!" three times, five minutes before midnight on a full moon. Once that is complete a wild [ADMIN] will show up to your location and ask you what the hell you're doing. Now this is the tricky part, you will have to trick him and shoot him down when he's not expecting it. But be careful, the [ADMIN] is a powerful creature and you must act fast. Once complete report to Braunschweig to get your guns. Trust me, nobody will mind.

***END OF TRANS-LOL-MISSION

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