To The Lane Hackers Boss folk and the Colonial Republic

[The Clearinghouse]

Greeting, my good assorted Hackers and Colonials.
For those of you that are unaware of what I do ( hopefully most of you), I am The Auctioneer, a collector, finder, buyer and seller of information and intelligence.
Recently I was contacted by some very powerful people who have a rather large bone to pick with a certain company we all know and love; namely the Independent Nueralnet Department.
I understand that your august organizations have been attempting to keep tabs on this band of ruffians and blaggards for some time, and have gathered some rather alarming photographs as a result. Now, I sincerely hope that we can come to a business arrangment so that I may acquire copies of any and all evidence in your possession.
I'd tell you what I would pay, but I am unaware of the quality nor quantity of any evidence you might posess, so I leave the initial offer up to you.
Sincerely,
The Auctioneer.

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