Universal Shipping Incorporated

[Nametaken]

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Greetings, I am Brokenclaw (aka the un-hittable nightmare).

I found myself in a situation today where I was faced with five of your vessels. Now the problem was not that they weren't hitting me and making bad jokes about which of them would kill me, it was that they refused to pay me my two million credits, even after I escaped them.

So after roughly half an hour of dueling and receiving no compensation for entertaining your employees, I felt rather 'used.' You may improve your customer service by sending two million credits to Brokenclaw

Another aspect of your service I disapproved of was that the crew of the [*USI*]Phoenix.somethingarather required the use of a toilet twice during our fight as shown by this picture.

I suggest you enforce a potty training regime to ensure that your pilots do not need to pause during battles.

Aside from these issues I found myself enjoying the entertainment. Here's log of all the pictures I took so that you may make an album of all the good times we had.

Now. Where's my money?

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