Bounty on two obnoxious pirates

[elrica]

Hello Mr Mayers

I would be happy to 'investigate' this matter for you sir, off of LPI's books of course. I will however require some additional information regarding the incident:

• Any information you can give about their ships and equipment?
  
• Where did this incident take place?
  
• Any notable demands they made?
  
• Any special requests?
  

I'll assign the following two patrol vessels on it: urmmmm... *searches a list with his index finger, balancing a steaming coffee in his other hand*

LTP-Patrol26

and....

LTP-Patrol13

We'll find these menaces sir, mark my words! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! Or my name's not Captain John O'Haga-
*The piping hot coffee splashes onto his lap as he shakes his fist wildly*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*The Liberty Trade-lane Patrol Logo appears as the transmission fades to black*

GOD DAMNIT! Where are those damn pancakes, rookie? I'll have your badge--