Twenty million credit bounty on a Reaver

[BaconSoda]

-( Incoming Transmission
-( Reaver Mercenary Company
-( John "Pumpernickel" Mackinac

Twenty million credits? Well, it took some doing, running from Silver, Lemon, and pretty much everyone who wasn't passed out, but I did it. I killed myself. Those missiles do something evil to a ship, I'll tell you, but it's really the mine that's the cherry on top. A delicious cherry that should be used to top an after-dinner sundae with the money you'll be paying me for my death. That'll be one big Katle Platte...

Pumpernickel Sandwich

Send those 20 million credits to Pumpernickel.Reaver, please! Thanks for not excluding me from this bounty!

OH WAIT THAT WHORE! SHE BEAT ME TO KILLING ME! Oh, well. Whatever floats your boat.

Delicious!
~John Mackinac

-( Transmission Terminated

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.