OSI Recruitment (iRP)

[GrimGalore]

"Computer, begin recording."

To: Corporate
From: Grim Galore

"Good day! I request the opportunity to apply with OSI. Although I am young, I believe I have many talents to bring to your organization. I have some experience at trade, and was employed in this endeavor, until the untimely accident that destroyed my uncle's Starflyer. (The accident was not my fault). "

"If you have a vessel available, please send me an application."

"Thank you for your attention."

"Computer, did I sound too desperate?"

<Yes>

"Oh shut the- Is this still o-"

END TRANSMISSION

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