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-( Incoming Transmission
-( Reaver Mercenary Company
-( John "Pumpernickel" Mackinac

Hi there!

Well, sorry to say, but we haven't been able to catch this person AND say "You're dead, Richie Rich send us, etc.", but we've managed to do both those things separately! He has a penchant for running into planets when he notices that a lot of us are chasing him. Well, he definitely knows its you now, and he has killed himself twice, so, you know, you can give us some money if you want.

Here's him killing himself.
And here's us telling him that you want him to keep killing himself.
And here's him running scared to a Battleship.
And then he decided that he was going to try and change his name.
He even offered us some cash to stop hunting him.

A little less than what you offered. I really think we took a bite out of the sandwich that is his hubris. That's worth something, isn't it?

Leaves a bad taste in my mouth, though.
~John Mackinac

-( Transmission Terminated

// I will not be trying to collect this bounty you put on yourself anymore. Seriously, you bountied yourself, and then you decided that instead of playing the game, you're going to run into planets so you can warp your character all the way to the other side of space to get away from us? Not once, but twice. Reeeeal classy. I suppose it shows the caliber of your character.

//It's not cute. It's not creative. It's not fun. It's OoRP and annoying. If you could have possibly gotten away any other way, that would be something admirable, but instead you decide that instead of playing the game, you're going to use the game mechanics to warp you around Sirius and leave us going "Well that was the least fun thing I've ever done."

//Maybe you need attention because your parents decided that it wasn't worth the effort giving it to you, but you won't get it from me anymore. I'll be encouraging the other Reavers to do the same thing unless they want to continue accumulating suicide messages for a report regarding the abuse of game mechanics.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.