SCRA Communications Centre

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Comm ID: Ben Warner, Major, T.A.L.O.S. Administrator, Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army.

To: All who use the T.A.L.O.S. Library.

"Comrades, I have been receiving reports that junior officers have been harassing the A.I. Gate-Keeper for the Coalition's Public Library, I'm putting my foot down on such acts as of this moment! The T.A.L.O.S. A.I. is NOT to be used to ask vain questions such as 'How does my Uniform look?' or wasteful questions such as 'What is the Air Velocity of an Unladen Sol African and/or European Swallow?'.

Any who abuse the A.I. ,by wasting it's resources and frankly given me more work explaining to the A.I. that you were taking the mickey out of it instead of asking sensible questions or looking up information it actually has, will be subject to disciplinary measures given out by the Commandante or His Watchful Eye.

I trust that you will not waste T.A.L.O.S.' and not to mention MY time in this any further."