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[Gemel]

[05/05/2010 20:01:35] Tomo (Swift): HOW IS BABBY FORMED
[05/05/2010 20:02:23] Dedalus: YOU GO DUBBLEYOO BUBBLEYUU WUBBLEWE DOT IRMAIKBABBEH DOT COM
[05/05/2010 20:02:35] Dedalus: and order one
[05/05/2010 20:03:00] Dedalus: at least... thats what madonna did, but they didnt deliver so she had to go collect it
[05/05/2010 20:03:15] Tomo (Swift)::(
[05/05/2010 20:03:26] Tomo (Swift): poor madonna had to walk.
[05/05/2010 20:03:35] Dedalus: i dont think she walks anywhere
[05/05/2010 20:03:51] Dedalus: probably so loaded she has tiny kittens carry her
[05/05/2010 20:04:00] Dedalus: thats what i'd do if i was rich
[05/05/2010 20:04:05] Dedalus: that and monkey butlers
[05/05/2010 20:05:24] Tomo (Swift): that would be ****ing awesome
[05/05/2010 20:05:31] Tomo (Swift): imagine. a little kitten herd
[05/05/2010 20:05:40] Tomo (Swift): it would look like a reverse rock concert for kittens
[05/05/2010 20:05:56] Dedalus: it'd be crazy
[05/05/2010 20:06:00] Dedalus: they would have to be tiny
[05/05/2010 20:06:12] Dedalus: so that no one would see them under your feet
[05/05/2010 20:06:23] Dedalus: and also superstrong so that they didnt just get squashed
[05/05/2010 20:08:08] Tomo (Swift): what about ants then
[05/05/2010 20:08:10] Tomo (Swift): trained ants
[05/05/2010 20:08:40] Tomo (Swift): superstrong ants
[05/05/2010 20:08:43] Tomo (Swift): mutated ants
[05/05/2010 20:08:47] Dedalus: but ants arent as cute as kittens
[05/05/2010 20:08:49] Tomo (Swift): with beefed up torsos
[05/05/2010 20:08:54] Dedalus: for when they arent carrying you
[05/05/2010 20:09:00] Tomo (Swift): they'd be mutated ants made to look pretty and charming
[05/05/2010 20:09:07] Tomo (Swift): they'd also shoot rainbows out their asses
[05/05/2010 20:09:11] Dedalus: the kittens can swarm over you and act like a blanket
[05/05/2010 20:09:14] Tomo (Swift): it'd look like it was your shoes which were doing it
[05/05/2010 20:09:23] Tomo (Swift): that is true, ye
[05/05/2010 20:09:33] Tomo (Swift): ants can act as a defense swarm though
[05/05/2010 20:09:39] Dedalus: true
[05/05/2010 20:09:58] Dedalus: and getting the kittens to actually go anywhere would require just lots of wool balls
[05/05/2010 20:10:20] Tomo (Swift): you could install telepathic bands on them. you idiot.
[05/05/2010 20:10:28] Tomo (Swift): think goddamnit!
[05/05/2010 20:10:41] Dedalus: ah of course
[05/05/2010 20:10:54] Dedalus: but
[05/05/2010 20:11:00] Dedalus: you couldnt walk the dog with them
[05/05/2010 20:11:34] Tomo (Swift): why do you need a dog when you have an ant swarm
[05/05/2010 20:12:09] Dedalus: kitten swarm
[05/05/2010 20:12:14] Dedalus: get it right
[05/05/2010 20:12:26] Tomo (Swift): fine, kitten swarm


Possibly the oddest conversation i have ever had.

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