Hunter papercutted himself!

[Hell Hunter]

[21:31:29] Hunter: ME tiem
[21:33:42] Hunter: OH GOD
[21:33:44] Hunter: OOHH GOD
[21:33:45] Hunter: HELP
[21:33:49] Hunter: I GOT SALT
[21:33:51] Hunter: IN MY PAPERCUT
[21:33:52] Hunter: IT HURTS
[21:33:56] Hunter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:34:02] Ed (Forlorn): oh **** oh ****
[21:34:04] Ed (Forlorn): uum
[21:34:06] Ed (Forlorn): go to da bathroom
[21:34:12] Hunter: DOUBLE HURT BECAUSE ITS PAPERCUT
[21:34:14] Ed (Forlorn): water that sucka down
[21:34:15] Hunter: AND SSAAAAALLTTT
[21:34:17] Hunter: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:34:20] Hunter: water makes it worse
[21:34:27] Ed (Forlorn): then suck it
[21:34:31] Hunter: its ok its slightly going
[21:34:32] Hunter: NO
[21:34:35] Hunter: MY MOUTH IS FULL OF SALT
[21:34:50] Ed (Forlorn): pour vodka!
[21:34:57] Hunter: NO VUDKAAAAH
[21:35:03] Ed (Forlorn): champagne
[21:35:04] Ed (Forlorn): wisky
[21:35:05] Hunter: NON
[21:35:06] Hunter: NON
[21:35:06] Ed (Forlorn): everything
[21:35:08] Hunter: NOEP
[21:35:14] Hunter: THATS JUST ADDING MORE SALT
[21:35:16] Hunter: lol everything
[21:35:17] Hunter::D
[21:35:52] Ed (Forlorn): take some kind of rope
[21:35:52] Hunter: OH GODDD ITS SO STINGY THINGY
[21:35:53] Ed (Forlorn): the ones with which you tie your shoes
[21:35:55] Hunter: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[21:35:56] Ed (Forlorn): yeah shoelases
[21:36:01] Hunter: I DONT LIKE SHOE LACES
[21:36:01] Ed (Forlorn): and tie it around your papercut
[21:36:04 | Edited 21:36:13] Hunter: I ONLY HAVE STRAPS
[21:36:09] Ed (Forlorn): and squeeeze it
[21:36:11] Ed (Forlorn): lol
[21:36:14] Ed (Forlorn): then take...
[21:36:16] Hunter: I CAN'T
[21:36:18] Hunter: MY FINGERS ARE SALTY
[21:36:18] Ed (Forlorn): what is that rope thing called?
[21:36:29] Ed (Forlorn): which you use in combination with needles?
[21:36:32] Ed (Forlorn): it's very thin
[21:36:35] Hunter: OH SHIIIT NO
[21:36:37] Hunter: THREAD
[21:36:38] Hunter: NOOO
[21:36:40] Hunter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:36:42] Ed (Forlorn): k
[21:36:44] Ed (Forlorn): kk
[21:36:45] Ed (Forlorn): then dunno
[21:36:46] Ed (Forlorn): die?
[21:36:58] Hunter: PROBABLY BUT I'D RATHER STILL BE ALIVE TO KICK ASS
[21:37:11] Ed (Forlorn): then put lots of cold water
[21:37:16] Hunter: NOPE
[21:37:16] Ed (Forlorn): cold water will numb your finger = calm the pain
[21:37:19] Hunter: HURTS
[21:37:24] Ed (Forlorn): it doesn't
[21:37:30] Hunter: THE TAP IS TOO SALTY I CANT TURN IT ON
[21:37:43] Ed (Forlorn): go to your mom and plead for help?
[21:37:49] Hunter: I CANT SHES ASLEEP
[21:38:02] Ed (Forlorn): her child's dying omfg
[21:38:03] Ed (Forlorn): what kind of mom is she
[21:38:09] Hunter: A MUM.

[21:44:38] Ed (Forlorn): still hurt?
[21:44:49] Hunter: ye
[21:44:54] Hunter: maybe use a chainsaw?
[21:44:55] Ed (Forlorn): got an idea
[21:45:07] Ed (Forlorn): hmm...walk around naked, and guard your clothes
[21:45:09] Ed (Forlorn): might help you
[21:45:19] Hunter: ???????????????????
[21:45:25] Ed (Forlorn): ye
[21:45:29] Hunter: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:46:03] Hunter: but everyone will seeeeee meeee
[21:46:35] Ed (Forlorn): you act as a decoy
[21:46:38] Ed (Forlorn): they will stare at you
[21:46:42] Ed (Forlorn): instead of stealing your clothes
[21:46:49] Hunter: O_O
[21:46:57] Hunter: who'd want to see my tits 0_0
[21:48:04] Ed (Forlorn): I once did this, was very bored...and went outside, put all my clothes on a rock, and hid naked behind a bush...few minutes after, a big, strong guy...maybe some kind of arnorld cheesenagger...He was closing on my clothes more and more...so I took a stick and charged at him...He was 2-3 times bigger than me, but for an unknown reason, he ran away like a pussy.......Mission Accomplished

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