Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Malaclypse 666]

Welll...

You must have been in a different Cabal, sir. or your NeuralNet is the 9 creds/second bairgan feed..

Let's review.

1) Correct. San Francisco would have also done the job;

2) Correct. Whether he also knew Oswald's assassin is not clear;

3) Quoting the Great Bard RAW:

I first heard of the 23 enigma from William S Burroughs, author of Naked Lunch, Nova Express, etc. According to Burroughs, he had known a certain Captain Clark, around 1960 in Tangier, who once bragged that he had been sailing 23 years without an accident. That very day, Clark'€™s ship had an accident that killed him and everybody else aboard. Furthermore, while Burroughs was thinking about this crude example of the irony of the gods that evening, a bulletin on the radio announced the crash of an airliner in Florida, USA. The pilot was another captain Clark and the flight was Flight 23.

Burroughs wrote a short story in 1967 called "23 Skidoo." The term "23 skidoo" was popularized in the early 1920s and means "it's time to leave while the getting is good." It appeared in newspapers as early as 1906.

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4) Richard M. ("I am not a crook!") Nixon was known by sombunall California Cabals as the C. of Y.L. Yorba Linda was the crook's "Western White House.". Synchronistically, it is quite near a certain bowling alley where modern Discordianism was born;

5) If by "hound dogs", you mean flatfoot, gumshoe, detectives, etc., then this is also correct.

Three out of five, Skripto. Will you stand before Eris with those odds? Or would you care to try again?

Your choice. Think carefully.

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