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Subject: The Brigade's Report

To whom it may concern in Bowex ExSec Division;
This is a report of the Brigade, requires attention from Brigadiers and may require attention from ExSec.

Today was an interesting day to say the least. After we were attacked in Okinawa following our otherwise successful charge into Kusarian space, we emerged from our somewhat stowed-away camp inside that cylindrical gassy-venty thing at Fujisawa. You know, that thingy.

Anywho, we made the charge back into Bretonian space. Though we paused to try and find some fodder for the day, we were unable to and so pushed on. Making fools of the Kusarian Battleship commanders that failed to effectively fire on us, no doubt distracted by their common laziness and focus on anime and manga, we got through to Leeds without problem.

It was soon after that we spotted a Rheinland Gunboat identified as BDM|U-101. We spotted it and chased it to Magellan with our fleet of 2 Clydesdale and a Roc. Fearful, he fled despite our requests he return to where he belongs. The pirate tried to justify his presence in Leeds with claims he was "enforcing the Rheinland-Libertonian embargo".

We recommend ExSec advises the Bowex Administration to advise the Police to advise the Armed Forces to advise the Bretonian Government to advise the Rheinland Government to advise the Rheinland Military to advise the BDM to: *Takes a breath*

Protect the embargo from back in the Omegas where they should, and keep their Military forces out of Bretonian space unless they have authorised escort present.

I don't see the Military in Okinawa protecting the embargo from there, so there's no reason they should be here. Regardless, the BDM vessel fled, terrified of our freight ships. Pursuing it (as he'd fled in the direction opposite to what we wanted) we came across forces of the CCCP| froggies, and a HellFire pilot. Within moments, the HellFire and CCCP| pilots allied against us and pursued our pursuit.

I broke off and disrupted them, only to be instantaneously fired upon. The frogs, apparently crazed with an amphibian's hormonal rage, fired on everything, including the HellFire pilot. Having angered us all and the BDM out of reach for us to take out our frustration on, we promptly eliminated the Gallic fighter and gunboat.

The HellFire pilot moved on and for her assistance we were happy to let her.
We returned to Leeds safely and unperturbed.

What an interesting day. Well, that's all. Now, sod off and get back to work.

Clear skies.

Colin Trevena
Bowex) Hyman

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