Baffin Verwirrung Fest & Open House!

[Malaclypse 666]

Citizens of Sirius!

In appreciation for your past friendship and support,
The Church of Eris Esoteric and the Temporary Autonomous Zoners
hereby invite all Sirius residents, (Cabbages and Greyfaces included!),
to a weekend-long Celebration of Verwirrung, a new Cycle of Sirian History!

Time: Friday, 14 Oct., 1800 SMT to Sunday, 16 Oct., 2400 SMT
Place: Barrier Nebula, Baffin System.
Admission: Free! (Donations accepted..)

Events:

Raffle!

The TAZ will be giving away one "Conference" class
Zoner "Armored Transport"!
Tickets will sell for 1 Million SC each. Drawing to be held at 2200 hrs on Sunday.

We have also recently acquired an AI "Drone" class vessel..
(Ship won by Capt. Wills, Orbital Spa/Greyhound Transportation)

And, when it rains, it pours!
We have just received an awesome third ship to raffle off,
courtesy of Omicron Special Industries!
She will be a Zoner BWT, with all standard equipment.
(Winner, Grunder Industries!)

Another prize, courtesy of Buppa Zu Gan!
This Marauder-class HF will be raffled off on Saturday at 1800 SMT.
(Winner: Mandalorian Mercs!)

And a Fifth! Law of Fives! Gotta love it!
Sea Spirit Trading will donate an IMG ID/IFF Hegemon
Drawing for this mean Miner on Sunday at 1800 SMT.
Thank you, Squire Rourke!

We will also be drawing tickets for various Codeweapons and Equipment throughout the Fest.
Winners will still be eligible for the Grand Prize Drawing on Sunday!

Instant Rebates on all Pineal Amulets and Sedona "Scrubbies"!

Verify your outbound loads with any TAZ, and receive a 20% rebate on your purchases!

Pueblo Bonito Open House!

This is your chance to visit Pueblo Bonito! See the gardens! Visit the "Kiva" Browse our shops!
(The Temple proper will still be off-limits to all but TAZ and bonafide Discordians.*)

Guided Tours and Excursions!

Colony Ship "Show and Shine"!
See the latest in Zoner Exploration Technology!
(Sunday from Noon till Closing!)

Trader Rally and Race! 23 Million in Prizes!
(See Update Post for details.)

Fireworks Displays!
(Courtesy of Lev Shestov and Freeport 420!)

Impromptu Contests!
Test your knowledge of Discordian lore and win cash prizes!

Enjoy a weekend in a Fnord-free environment. Your Pineal will thank you!

Happy Verwirrung!**

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

(*All Bafflin' Pentabarf Laws will remain in effect for the duration except 'barf the 5th.)
(**"Verwirrung" is a trademark of A. Weishaupt and the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.)

Ewige Blumenkraft! Fnord!

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