Bretonia - Unleashing a horde of Cider Hardened Asocial Vandals otherwise known as Chavs on an unsuspecting enemy, alternatively crashing a barge full of <insert stereotypical food/drink> here
Liberty - M.O.A.G Mother Of All Ganks, rumored test will be Gallia due to their main fuel source
Rheinland - JAREK all information is classified
Kusari - Unleasing a horde of porn starved weaboos on the world
Outcasts - "A shot of tequila, si?" It has already been released, the most powerfull mind wiping bioweapon known to man
Corsairs - Hungry zealots promised bearded women and food
Gallia ' Cathouses, syphilis and other complicated words that make you see your wee-wee falling off in the toilet