Baffin' Pentabarf

[elrica]

*** To: All Popes and Momes Comm ID: Clara Moreau ***

Kallisti mes amis,

I go to bring refugees to safety on Fujisawa, but 2 silly men attacked us. Les choux crétins!

[TAZ]Chant.de.baleine: Clara: What is problem monsieur?
Ghostknife: You are affiliated with the TAZ
[TAZ]Chant.de.baleine: Clara: Oui
Ghostknife: TAZ are affiliated with Outcast, the slave traders.
[TAZ]Chant.de.baleine: Clara: ha, we are not monsieur
Bimbo: has he paid?

Bimbo et Ghostknife, they say I am a slaver and deal the cardamine, then they shoot me et my refugee friends? Je ne prends pas! Quoi!? Ce n'est pas vrai! It is not true at all!

*opens a bottle of wine, visibly shaking*

I give them my purse and they leave - so that they would not harm any more refugees with their guns.

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Amusé, Je ne suis pas!

Les vignt-trois mes amis.... May Eris spit on these empty-headed sons of a silly person!

*** with some grandiose huffing and puffing, the line is disconnected ***

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*** The line reconnects briefly ***

Aussi, one of the refugees offers to pay for their enemas. 5 millions on each.

*** somewhat calm now, she disconnects the line again ***