*Access to Mainframe Established, Accessing Transmission from T.A.L.O.S. Primary A.I. Core*
"The T.A.L.O.S. Administrator wishes to remind all Coalition Fighter Corps Pilots that drinking Vodka near a T.A.L.O.S. Terminal is a Class III Offense and is subject to being beaten by Commissars wielding Coalition Issued Shock-Batons on a high-setting. The Coalition assures all those who undergo this punishment that it is only fatal under specific conditions which include: Cardiac Health Issues, Prolonged exposure, improper use of the Shock-Baton, shoving of Coalition Shock-Baton into orifices that are not designed to accommodate the Coalition Shock-Baton.
Also the T.A.L.O.S. Administrator would like to remind all Coalition Citizens that the T.A.L.O.S. Public Library does not contain materials intended for adult audiences only and all materials within the T.A.L.O.S. Public Library are to be approved by a board of representatives of the Ministry of Truth."
