I was flying through the Tau 37 system the other day when I happened to bump into a stranded ship. I scanned the vessel and it seemed to have no one on board, so I decided to call a CSV to tow it to Freeport 10.
When we arrived at the station, I had the vessel checked by local zoner engineers, who after an exhaustive test determined it was an artificial intelligence drone. They said they had only seen those in Omicron Kappa, and that I was very lucky of having found such a treasure.
After consulting my pineal for a while, a voice invaded my head. It was a female voice who said "Silly, what are you gonna do with that thingie!? Hand it over to the Episkopos at once! And tell him to add it to the festival's raffle prizes!"
I was then struck by utter ecstasy and fell asleep.
And now I am writing to you, to confirm that the vessel is ready for transfer to the Festival's hangars. Please contact me to do this.