Oh man I am so old. So so old. And I dread the day I'm gona turn 21. Outch that is going to be arthritis old. Oh man my eyes are blurry must be glaucoma. And get checked out for prostate cancer just in case. Oh my back hurts. A ruptured vertebrae maybe? Or just plain osteoporosis?
Or maybe it's due to my sedentary lifestyle and glare from the windows beside my computer and my bad posture may explain the back pain...