Sunbucks Cafe

[Haphestus]

"BARKEEP! ANOTHER ROUND!" Clarkie yelled from his booth.
this was his sixth round of liberty liqueur and he was only a little bit drunk.
the bartender walked walked up to his table and sighed
"sir this is your sixth round, I'm cutting you off for the night, you don't have to go home but you cant stay here" the bartender said with slight content
"i...im a pyaying customer...wi..WITH.A..A..A OPEN TAB, yu, you are obliged to searve me" Clarkie sputtered out drunkenly.
the past few months had been hard on him, he'd become quite the heavy drinker. defending liberty had become hard with idiots everywhere and nobody that cared for the work LPI did and so he'd become depressed and to help him ignore it he drank and drank and drank.

"fine then get me my daily bakers dozen." Clarkie continued to sputter.
"I'm all out sir now please if you could please leave your encouraging other patrons to drink more" the Bartender said now getting agitated.
"I'm encouraging them to drink more well good for you" Clarkie slurred
"SIR I AM A BAKER NOT A DRINK VENDOR I LIVE TO MAKE DONUTS NOW YOU HAD BETTER" he was cut of with a loud burp from Clarkie
two seconds later Clarkie went flying out the door and hit the floor ten meters away from the door.
Clarkie stood up groggily
"ALRIGHT, that was great" Clarkie shouted
he collapsed and went to sleep

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