To: Miss Olga Drsnova and the generic Xi'an pilot

[Backo]

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.:[Comm ID: [color=#CC6600]Gregory Tessier]:.
.:[Location: [color=#CC6600]Omicron Theta]:.

Dear, Commissar with a big red cape and a huge handgun to shoot deserters,

I think you got things wrong here, even if I'm flattered you're offering me such a date. I'm not a Corsair, not a starving pilot trying to eat your commies, just because communism tastes funny. So seeing the orange jacket prisoners you're using to build your glorious empire on doesn't really concern me. It's their fault for getting caught, no? Though question is, does that mean your glorious communism is build on Corsair labourers? I sure hope you're not relying on them, just because most of your local population gets executed when asking "But what if I can afford buying things?"

But let's talk more on your ideal date, "pumpkin". The movie would no wonder be interesting, kind of reminds me of the conquests of Venny and Grace, though in a communistic theme, am I right? Oh right, you probably don't know them, shame every capitalistic import is to be burned on sight out of fear for your glorious communistic regime. And indeed, your captain should be flattered he let this -glorious- ship die in the hands of 2 savages in bombers and 3 mercenaries in fighters. Such a great deed indeed, perhaps you can film it as the sequel to the "Commie Greatest Hits X", I'm sure it will be as glorious as the other movies?

As for the after dinner games? Well that game sounds interesting. But who's gonna clean up the mess afterwards? I always imagined my insides to be slippery and stainy. Then again, you commies are in love with the color red so you probably don't really care, am I right? Either way rest assured the Havana died in the name of the "greater good", in the name of my paycheck. No wait, that doesn't really make you feel better, does it?

Either way, I look up for the date.

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