To: Miss Olga Drsnova and the generic Xi'an pilot

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To: [color=#FFFFFF]The love sick puppy
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Take a hint, when a woman says no it's usually because your yellow teeth put her off

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Hello Honey,

I got you some chocolates, you seem to be fond of selling yourself so I thought a bag of chocolate gold coins will get your cheeks parted faster than a boy's at a Bretonian prep school.

So you and your horde of capitalist avengers, numbering what, five? Managed to best the Havana after what, fighting across two systems? Were you drinking? Couldn't aim straight, or were you firing blanks? I mean, a couple of my pilots can bring down a lone Osiris in five minutes... it took five of you nearly twenty of constant battle, and the Havana still nearly made it to safe port... my my my, were I your employer, I'd be looking for better.

Your impotence aside, pumpkin, I must ask... Why the need to flaunt your ineptitude in this channel? I know it took forever for your best pilots to pull down the Havana piloted by a brand new battleship commander. First time in the center seat, my oh my, I think I will go give him a medal now, after all we can only imagine what he's going to do to you once he's fully trained.

Now then, run along back home and count your money, knowing that your only real accomplishment was catching the Havana without Alvarez at the helm, because the next time, I am sure, you will be the one picking up your teeth with broken fingers.

Oh and you really should work on that breath, have a smint.

With much love,

Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

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