To: Miss Olga Drsnova and the generic Xi'an pilot

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To: [color=#FFFFFF]The love sick puppy
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Take a hint, when a woman says no it's usually because your yellow teeth put her off

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Hello Honey,

You're upset that a group of trainee pilots, and an inexperienced battleship Captain didn't give you more of a fight. Oh didums, sweetie, I am sure we can muster more of a care next time... Or was it, perhaps the fact that you simply weren't all that important for our best to roll out in parade formation for you to shoot at will.

As for 'Omicron Vargas' I kind of like that, I think I will rename the toilet at the Klash that in memory of your glorious invasion that accomplished some where between Jack and Diddley.

As for medals and Olga, each come in their own sweet time. And I assure you, you will see neither do so for you. I mean, if your one great claim to fame is picking on trainees, and impotently delivering a lack-luster performance, well... says much about your prowess in the cockpit and out.

But, I mean, if you really must gloat...

well done /Clapping/ Bravo, why we should just surrender the whole revolution to you right now, I mean, obviously your ego alone has bested us.

Do you feel better now? Or do you need to go and spoon with your Corsair masters, and get them to validate your 'for-hire' existance with a tip at the end of the night, left on the night stand after they're done using you.

With much love,

Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

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