Sevastopol Division Personnel Department

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Sevastopol Division Application Form

Applicant's Name: Rick Astley
Applicant's Age: 27
Applicant's Weight: 150 lbs
Applicant's Height: 5' 11"
Applicant's Background: I really can't remember too well, what happened to me before the bees... *shudders* But... A group of miners took me in after a troubled childhood, you see my parents never let me eat strawberries, as they believed them to be from the devil. I ran away from home at the age of 12 and provided for myself through odd jobs, made just enough to satisfy my insatiable lust for strawberries. Eventually I joined a prosperous mining company, which has since fallen by the wayside. But one day while mining, I flew off to investigate strange sensor readings, I though it might be a patch of space strawberries. But to my horror... IT WAS THE BEES!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NO! GET THEM AWAY!!! BEEEEEEEEEEESS AHHH aaaaahhhaahaa *mutters unintelligibly until curling up in the fetal position and falls asleep sucking his thumb*
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