To Border World Exports

[jammi]

To: Mr James Church, OSI.
From: Representative Tobias Deary, Bowex.
RE: Progress.

"I, uh. Right now the office is in utter turmoil. We've just acquired a new acting-DO, who is rather, ah, well... Keen and efficient. They're calling him Ironfist on account of his literally, well, iron fist. He lost his original hand in a Molly ambush you see. In any case, he's chasing up all of our outstanding contracts and bellowing at each's supervising clerk until things start to happen. It's all rather disorientating."

<div align="right]"What do you mean you lost the manifest! Right, if I find it before you do, I'll have your head!"

"In any case, we're calling for a progress check on your deliveries. Mr Cromwell says he'll also want to look at the contract you signed, and perhaps amend a clause or two that he says our legal team slipped up on. He really is extremely keen. Don't keep us waiting with that progress report. Please.

<div align="right]"You! What on earth do you think you're doing?! Get back here and refile that report in triplica-"

"Deary out."

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