To: Miss Olga Drsnova and the generic Xi'an pilot

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To: [color=#FFFFFF]The love sick puppy
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Take a hint, when a woman says no it's usually because your yellow teeth put her off

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Hello Honey,

So I was crunching some numbers yesterday, you know, accounting... 1+1 =... oh right you never got that far in school. Anyway we will use apples.

So on the one hand we have the Havana, a nice plump juicy apple.

On the other hand we have 11 fighters, 3 cruisers, 3 battleships, 2 gunboats, we will call these the shriveled old rotten apples.

Yesterday the Havana was crippeled, one of only two losses in a battle that scored the above mentioned kills.

One battleship and one bomber, for all those.

I'd call that a shrewed investment. Of course, your grade school failed mathematics can't really comprehend such concepts as the Social Credit, and the New Economic Policy. Or the simplest of concepts for the Coalition, that the pursuit of wealth itself is not wrong, it is the exploitation of others to gain that wealth that is the issue.

Now Sweetie, Havana has proved her worth time and time again, for the people. And there, that is where she remains strong. You, however, lack any kind of substance at all, I hope your money is worth it.

With much love,

Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

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