Reynard 'Leonardo' Gull

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Goddess Goddess Goddess Goddess Goddess!, thought Gypsie while he flew at top speed to the coordinates he recieved from the ISS Leonardo. A reporter should never be late! Same thing happens to me every time! And it is probably the most important TAZ meeting since I joined The Church! Goddess forgive...

The flying editorial office of the wannabe No Buns / No Cabbages Reports, known as The.Original.Snub swifted through the space like gamma rays and defied all of physics laws just to get to where the news, and friends, where.

Finally, Gypsie and his crew made it to the rally point, he knew when he saw Xavier's ship from far away. Seemed everyone was already there.

Hurry, prepare the pod to dock the ISS Leonardo! Yelled Gypsie at young Discordian reporters who where there working for free, just to learn the way of the Kallisti Journalism. They stared at him somewhat confused. Now! he yelled again He was a mess.

They prepared everything quickly and in no time the pod was landing on the ISS Leonardo. Gypsie came down when the ship anchored the dockyard and ran quickly through welcoming crew members, saying Ye ye! I am happy too, now move away!..., or Scoop coming! Clear path!.

After a bit of 'I am lost o goddess this ship is big oh no I am late oh no!', he found the conference room, and entered it all sweaty, red, and exhausted, holding a computer tight under one of his arms, and a wrapped bottle on the other.

Kallisti lads! Sorry for being late! So who is the new Acolyte? And as everyone turned towards Leo, he approached him. Here, welcome pal! He handed the present to the Host and grabbed a chair, where he sat strepitously.

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