To da Zoners on Ames.

[Jaika]

*A bearded rasta man appears on the screen.*

Hello good Zoners. Mah name is Sammy. I wanna request one of your fine gunboats. I was not sure where to send da request so dat's da reason whi i use this channel.

Here's da paper work:

Your name: Sammy
Affliations: currently none (after the ship purchase: Freelancer)
Exact transponder ID: Sammy
You registerd ID: Freelancer ID

Exact equipment requested: Conference Gunboat

Reason for request: Dat ships fits da best to my lifestyle. I do visit in da Omicrons and other dangerous places often.

Your intended use of our equipment: self-defence, exploration, chillin' in calm places, jelly huntin' (ya call 'em nomads), aiding friends (Order, Zoners, and almost everyone else excluding the Bounty Hunters)

You understand that if you break any of our usage conditions we will reclaim the equipment? Ya man.

Name of reference: Dat ship is lookin' good, really. And i can not find any other gunboat sized ship dat fits more to me dan this one. Neutrality is a important thing to me also.

Any comments you have: I doesn't really have anything else to say. Maybe i can tell ya whi i prefer this ship agains da Ahoudori. It is simple, dat ship is Kusarian and dat means it's not neutral to everyone.

Cya good mates. May da great spirits watch and protect ya.

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There is no such thing as too much firepower.