The Sirius Surviving In Easy Guide

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Chapter One: Liberty, Basics



Liberty is a dangerous place for all of you, new starters, but fear not! there are always easy ways to avoid a sudden death in Liberty.
Simply follow these instructions. In any case, make sure you are using a neutral party ship that isn't owned by any one or affiliated as such.
First, if you get arrested for flying while being drunk demand that the officer will come aboard to test this theory, other wise you will call your lawyer and open a lawsuit against said officer about sexual harassment. If this doesn't work, tell him you are Santa Claus of your way to deliver presents in Bretonia.

Second, if you run into a group of pirates make sure to impersonate yourself as the Easter Bunny. This will lead to either three possible options:

1) They will think you are insane, and let you go unharmed thinking you are dangerous to be in the proximity of.
2) They will get highly confused due to the lack of knowledge what is a bunny, use said confusion to your advantage and run away.
3) They will say they want an egg. In this scenario just tell it magically appeared in their closest storage. After all you are the Easter Bunny.

In any case, remember, if nothing can work simply fly in circles while screaming MAPLE. It will certainly put fear in the hearts of the bravest, most daring pilots.

In a case you meet order agent, and he claims you are "infested" always remember to tell him that he must be an apple. In a case he denies this ultimate truth, frown while you fly away. The order agent will stay highly confused until he grows leaves and understand he is in fact an orange.

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