The Sirius Surviving In Easy Guide

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Chapter Two: Bretonia, Basics



While Bretonia, unlike Liberty is a terribly complicated place which caused the Inter-Galactic Nebula Computer to develop suicidal thoughts when it tried to calculate why things happen the way they are in Bretonia. Surprising enough, the Inter-Galactic Nebula Computer has no arms, thus it's unable to kill itself. This very same thought about how will the Inter-Galatic Nebula Computer will commit a suicide caused the Sun of Solaris-7 to explode.

While the life in Bretonia can be terribly easy, surviving in Bretonia isn't. So in any case you don't wish to meet the Grim Reaper anytime soon just follow the instructions of The Guide.

In a case you are getting arrested, for any reason there is, claim to be a moon, and that your vessel is actually bigger from the inside. While the law officer will try to figure how it can be truth, and a sun will explode in the far reaches of the universe from trying to calculate how idiot the officer is, go away silently.

Unlike Liberty, In Bretonia each pirate should be dealt differently. While you can always claim to be Santa Claus it would prove far better to try to keep them busy with a bobby-pin. The instructions goes as follows:
1) Take a Bobby-Pin and bend it few times.
2) Eject the Bobby-Pin
3) Ask the aggressor to tractor the Bobby-Pin, and fix it for you and in return you will pay him all of your money, all of your 100 credits!
4) Aggressor will either be busy with the Bobby-Pin, or Busy laughing. In any case use this temporal diversion to slip your way out.

In a case you meet a Corsair, you can always claim that you know the location of The Golden Book Of All Recipes, which include 150 recipes for humans, and even one recipe for vacuum. Give him fake coordinates and run away.

If you meet a Molly simply claim you are too drunk to answer and offer him some of your beer to drink. In case he repeat his demand for money just ram him and run.

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