To: The Red Hessian Army

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Name: *Scrambled*
Ship ID: SW)The.Watchdog

'Hoy dher'.

La's, Oi represen' da union o' dah Steelworkahs *hic*. Jus' call meh Dog, 'n dun' stare at meh, 'kay? Oi'm not su'e if yeh 'memb'r meh, 'r s'me othahs o' meh la's, since 't may be dhat we jus' we'e drunk when we met *hic*.

'Bout 'r history... Yeh Yeh *hic*. We 're junkah's, 'mploy'd 'n dah Culebra Smelter 'n Puerto Rico... 'melt'n steel 'n stuff*hic*. Dah paymen' 's bad, 'n we 'cided tah see someth'n o' open space, 'n ta foin' oth'r sources o' income fer 'r union. Dhas 'lso led us down ta yeh space, hessian la's *hic*. Lemme c'me to dah poin'.

We deliv'red s'me goods ta yeh bases, namely 'n Casaaaa.... *hic* Casablanca. Mos'ly, 'n da space 'roun dhat. 'N we pick'd up s'me o' yeh good ammos dhere. Now, yeh see... *hic* we had seen s'me patro's roun' dhere, equipped wit' a craf' called "Odin" *hic*. Dha's coul' be a vess'l o' choice fer us, since.. yeh know, we di'n jus' make frien's, if yeh know what Oi mean *hic*. We'd off'r tah c'ntinue supplyin' yeh bases, 'n if yeh c'n 'gree on, we c'ld also 'elp spread'n blood diamon's tah our frien's 'n libby, dah Rooo... *hic* Rogues. Yeh woul'n see us us'n dah Odins 'n dah south'n Omegas dhough, dhey'd be us'd 's escor's durin' ops 'n Magellan 'n such, yeh know *hic* ?

So, dah co'e o' dah reques' :

- 2 - 4 Odins
- License fer Blood Diamon's
- 'n fer yeh bases

We off'r:

- Supplies fer yeh bases
- Actin' as... dah fence fer thin's yeh stole. We dun' ask where thin's c'me from, we jus' sell dhem.

Oi', 'wait'n fer a respons',

See yeh, laddies.

Dog

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