To: BMM, Bowex

[jammi]

To: David Aunshweig, ALG.
From: ADO Sir James Cromwell, KBE, Bowex.
RE: Disposal contract.

Good day to you Mr Aunshweig.

I've reviewed your proposed contract. I see my counterpart in BMM has already accepted it. To be brutally honest, Scarborough's waste output could quite easily be jettisoned to space and nudged towards Newcastle's sun. After a few years, the material in question would have drifted close enough to have burned up quite on its own. For free.

So, sell this deal to me. Convince me. What benefits do I receive by contracting your firm to remove waste I could quite easily dispose of myself?

-Cromwell.

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