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To: [color=#FFFFFF]Commissar Hu
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Your recent idiotic attempt at diplomacy

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Commissar Hu,

I am fairly certain that I didn't rattle your cage, nor throw you a doggy bone with the command 'Speak'.

I certainly didn't give you permission to use the comm channel... I require my monkeys to at least have a grade school education to be able to know 'STUPID' when they see it.

Now, I know you are new to the rank of Commissar, and that you think you're being clever. But that little broadcast up there was probably the single dumbest thing I have ever seen in the Coalition, short of your mother not actually going through with the abortion that should have ensured your miserable existence never became a pain in my posterior.

I am sure you are a very good fighter pilot... well... that isn't actually what your record says... but I am sure in your mind you are really something exceptional.

Stick to flying and refrain from speaking on behalf of the Commissariat, the Premier and the Coalition, because whenever you open your mouth, you embarrass us all.

And if I ever catch you drinking on duty, they will have to surgically remove the vodka bottle from your O-ring.

Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

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