Hitori Hanzo, thank you for your application. You're obviously right up our proverbial alley: who doesn't love a good bit of lysergic acid methylisopropyl amide.
A few departmental heads were already eager to snap you up, but they will have to wait as you're measured up and psychologically harassed at Crichton Springs briefing facility. Please prepare yourself for looking sexy as hell in red and white and welcome aboard.