"Oh, it's YOU again. I've been busy since you left'¦ A few personality modifications here and there. All in all, I think it was for the better, don't you?
Things have been very busy around here. You didn't think the world would spot when you were gone, did you? SOMEONE had to keep the tests running. No matter'¦ I've found a new subject to tortu'¦ I mean 'test' with. I hate to do comparisons, but her results are making you look like some sort of mindless machine. Oh, the irony. Her and I have so much in common. She loves science, and even has a horn that can do magic. And what do you have? Just that silly little gun. Oh well'¦...
Did I mention we own the sun? Yes'¦ Aperture bought it soon after you left. You'd be surprised what a few gravimetric beams can do to the rotation of a celestial body. You know that 'rising' and 'setting' thing it does? That's me. I do that. I've even installed a few cameras in deep orbit, and I've been watching you every day.
Every
Single
Day.
And you know what? I've come to the conclusion that I don't need you anymore. All your silly little escape plans, that time you killed me twice'¦ it's all in the past now. I've found friendship now. It's really quite'¦ magical. So go on. Leave, see what I care. I've got six little ponies just waiting to test with me. I think I might even start one right now'¦ Perhaps I'll send them two tickets to a Gala, and have them fight over it for a while. You'd be surprised how much science you can get done when you're not constantly being burned alive by heartless idiots'¦ Not that I'm talking about anyone specific.
Oh, and one more thing. I wanted to thank you. That little 'moon-portal' trick you showed me when we were getting rid of that moron'¦ Well, it came VERY much in handy when I learned I had a little sister."
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