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The Colonial Republic launched a raid into Gallic space today, adding two to the tally of Gallic casualties - word has it that Prince Joseph DeFrance himself narrowly escaped the battle. No surprise there; those Gauls always run! You hear that, Joey? They're coming for you next!
Meanwhile, the Bretonian Armed Forces continue to hold the line in Leeds, making frequent incursions into frog-controlled Tau-31 and Edinburgh. Keep on fightin', boys! This has been Colonial Radio, speaking for the free people of the Taus - keep on fighting the good fight!