.:j:. JUNKER CONGRESS MESSAGE DUMP

[Husher]

>>#Incomming signal#<<
>>#Location: Beaumontbase#<<

Ello mateys edgar speakin'.

I've met now most of you lads and lasses in the bar or in space, true Junkers ye'all are oi must say. Each with its own set'f goals but still workin' together when needed. And i'm proud that my crew is part of this family.

I'am not a big speaker but this oi have te tell y'all. S'me 'f ye know oi really hate these wannebee bigboat skippers, most'f them are selfish, arrogant and got a godcomplex on there chair. Most 'f the toime we try t'avoid the buggers. But last night we couldn't.

We had a deal on Pittsburgh where we had t' pick up a load of Boron f'r Trafalgarbase. So we arrived and were approached by this massive Libertyguard Battlescrapheap. I was "argh hell not a capital fool again" But rembering we represent the congress now i hailed em with "Ello there laddy", wich is a standard hail where oi come fr'm. No response.

Suddenly all our alarms went of when that fool ordered his crew to fire on my ship ripping our shields down to 50% without a single word. Than a response came "Not laddy, idiot"
Offcourse i went ballistic, screaming on the radio what fool let him at the helm. But the fool simply flew off without a single word. Whatever naval instructor let that fool pass the exams really must have been on Cardamine.
I've send the name of this fool and the photos's me crew took to the bosses over our secured comms called S.K.Y.P.E. to further deal with it. Should've sold him to pirates and make some cash out'f it.

Also boss iff ye need a additional freighter t'transport copper let me know, me crew loves tha' stuff..
Now i'm off to the bar with my crew to get drunk!!
Edgar out.