DUST

[Pancakes]

.:Birth of a monkey:.

Slowly, nearly unnoticeable movement, the heavy sluggish parts moved. It was seemed to be a tropical world. Gigantic trees and rich wildlife everywhere, but this was not the interest of the sentient machine. Few metal blocks formed. "Zit zit zap zapoo?" asked one of them "Dit!" said the other, quite sure of himself. The few metal blocks looked on the ground, more blocks were there they didn't respond. All of a sudden a movement - something was in the trees, it jumped on the just-formed metal block assembly. The assembly wasn't too happy about this sudden irritating move, The monkey-like creature was torched in flames, and from the flames rose a new baby one. As the baby made his first moves in this hostile world, a large bird came and kidnapped it. It carried the newly born monkey-like creature about 3 kilometers in the air and dropped it. The baby, which was not in a natural state for his kind had very few time to come in mind with his identity. "Thank you for the drive! oooo what are these, big green things I am coming toward so fast? They need a head turning name like... tr...tri...tree... TAMPLOLO! Yes, I shall call them tamplol..." the poor creature was slammed in the ground, where parts of him could be found in a distance of 300 meters from each other, at least 300 meters anyway.

The machine frowned, she just started to like its new creation and it was already dead. "Zit zap, zapper zop" one of the metal blocks decided. It rose up, it seemed to be rather tall, snake-like in it's shape. A program rose to life "Wooooohooooo, this is all so exciting, wait what is that!?! or that? or ttttthhhaaaatttt?!" the program, which started to examine each and every air molecule it found gone nuts, and was classified by the machine as idiot. The machine searched for the mind core. It found it and got attached. More and more parts slowly assembled, and the Snake-like machine started to get a better shape... it was The Good Doctor, and it was angry. "YOU!" the two huge speakers caused a few trees to move out of their place, sending them 500 meters away killing a happy family of beaver-like animal, well, ex-happy family now. The Good Doctor shot one of its surgery lasers on the bird, it fell down into a large lake. "Don't kill my creations, you bloody bastard!".

The Good Doctor fueled with the rich mineral and metal pockets that were found on the planet and took off. As it emerged from the atmosphere it spotted a large luxury liner, its name was Shetland. "Weird" said the doctor "I have no idea why would humans use a name so similar to crapland. Oh well, I always said they are stupid."

The heavy ship moved on. One of the animals on the planet seemed to be rather smart since on The Good Doctor's rear it was clearly written in English "Kick Me" with blood.

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