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[Death.RunningVerminator]

[6:13:00 AM] DRV: VLKO
[6:13:03 AM] DRV: GIVE ME A HUG
[6:13:03 AM] DRV: OH GOD
[6:13:04 AM] DRV: DUDE
[6:13:07 AM] DRV: OH MY FRAKING GOD
[6:13:14 AM] DRV: IM SCARED PANTYLESS
[6:14:33 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: hahah
[6:14:40 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: you scrolled down?
[6:14:42 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: (rofl)
[6:14:52 AM] DRV: YES
[6:14:54 AM] DRV: OH GOD
[6:14:58 AM] DRV: I THOUGHT I WOULD BE PREPARED
[6:15:05 AM] DRV: BUT IT FORCEFULLY KEPT MY SCREEN THERE
[6:15:12 AM] DRV: AND I WAS SCROLLING SLOWLY
[6:15:15 AM] DRV: SO I WOULD BE MORE PREPARED
[6:15:19 AM] DRV: BUT THAT JUST MADE IT WORSE
[6:15:41 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: heh
[6:15:49 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: well i saw it once
[6:16:07 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: but i saw the jap grudge before, so it's kind of the same thing, anyway.
[6:16:14 AM] DRV: hm?
[6:16:15 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: so i didnt crap myself
[6:16:35 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: sec
[6:16:58 AM] DRV: OH GOD
[6:17:01 AM] DRV: IM STILL READING
[6:17:03 AM] DRV: THERE'S MORE?!
[6:17:04 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364385/
[6:17:04 AM] DRV: WTF
[6:17:09 AM] DRV: WTF THERE'S MORE?!?!?!?!
[6:17:14 AM] DRV: I THOUGHT THE FIRST WAS BAD
[6:17:16 AM] DRV: DOES IT GET WORSE?!
[6:17:21 AM] DRV: ARE THERE MORE SURPRISES?!
[6:17:25 AM] DRV: I WANA KNOW WHAT HAPPENSE
[6:17:25 AM] DRV: BUT
[6:17:29 AM] DRV: I DONT WANA CRAP MYSELF
[6:17:48 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: heh well thats the curse of watching horror stuff, man ...
[6:17:50 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod::D
[6:18:16 AM] DRV: dude
[6:18:17 AM] DRV: just tell me
[6:18:18 AM] DRV: is there more?
[6:18:27 AM] DRV: does... does it get more scarrier?
[6:18:29 AM] DRV: or soemthing?
[6:18:32 AM] DRV: than the first one?
[6:18:50 AM] DRV: TELL ME BEFORE I SCROLL FURTHER
[6:18:57 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: scroll fast
[6:18:58 AM] DRV: IM AT THE PART WHERE THE CHICK IS LIKE "WHERE'S MY BABY"
[6:18:59 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: (smoking)
[6:19:07 AM] DRV: OH GOD THERE'S MORE SURPRISES?!
[6:19:12 AM] DRV: ok..so..
[6:19:15 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: just scroll to the bottom fast
[6:19:15 AM] DRV: i have my volume down
[6:19:21 AM] DRV: my headset is off
[6:19:23 AM] DRV: will that hlep?
[6:19:45 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: visuals were good enough for me:D
[6:20:05 AM] DRV: ok so
[6:20:15 AM] DRV: im at the part where she's limping to where she pointed to
[6:20:19 AM] DRV: is there something coming up?
[6:21:04 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: im not telling (smoking)
[6:21:51 AM] DRV: PLEASE MAN
[6:21:53 AM] DRV: I DONT WANA DIE
[6:22:08 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: okay
[6:22:08 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: sec
[6:22:16 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: ill give you something to get you in the right mood:D
[6:22:48 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: watch this first. with sound and all
[6:22:49 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M627-obxNzg
[6:22:50 AM] DRV: omg
[6:22:53 AM] DRV: is it.. scary?
[6:22:55 AM] DRV: ok wait
[6:23:03 AM] DRV: the chick is about to leave the apartment complex
[6:23:09 AM] DRV: cause the zombie ran away
[6:23:13 AM] DRV: is something about to happen?!
[6:23:20 AM] DRV: WHAT DO I DO
[6:23:25 AM] DRV: I WANA KNOW THE STORY BUT IM SCARRED
[6:23:28 AM] DRV: DX
[6:24:15 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: its np just read it. its a comic ffs:D
[6:24:25 AM] DRV: BUT ITS FRIGGIN SCARY
[6:24:28 AM] DRV: I HATE THE POPPY THINGS
[6:24:31 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: like - not real and stuff:D
[6:24:47 AM] DRV: I DONT LIKE THE STUFF THAT POPS OUT AND FORCES YOU TO THAT SECTION OF THE PAGE
[6:24:54 AM] DRV: AND MAKES THE NOISE AND CRAPTTT
[6:24:58 AM] DRV: ok. im just...
[6:25:01 AM] DRV: im just gonna do this..
[6:25:02 AM] DRV: like a man...
[6:25:07 AM] DRV: step by step
[6:25:11 AM] DRV: i can do this!
[6:25:26 AM] DRV: ah fudge
[6:25:27 AM] DRV: it says
[6:25:30 AM] DRV: "at that moment"
[6:25:32 AM] DRV: if i go further...
[6:25:40 AM] DRV: fudge me man FUDGE ME
[6:25:50 AM] DRV: DUDE
[6:25:51 AM] DRV: IT SAYS
[6:25:54 AM] DRV: "AT THAT MOMENT"
[6:25:57 AM] DRV: IS SOMETHING GONNA POP OUT?!
[6:26:01 AM] DRV: WILL I DIE!
[6:26:07 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: do you want to hear grown men wheeping of fear?:D
[6:26:15 AM] DRV: ...huh?
[6:26:19 AM] DRV: and uh
[6:26:20 AM] DRV: er
[6:26:21 AM] DRV: ok..
[6:26:23 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RKuM57nPA
[6:26:24 AM] DRV: just tell me straight
[6:26:29 AM] DRV: is there something right after this?
[6:26:32 AM] DRV: that's meant to scare?
[6:26:47 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: yeah man its a scary comic. made to fudge with your mind.
[6:26:57 AM] DRV: alright
[6:26:57 AM] DRV: i can do this
[6:27:01 AM] DRV: I CAN FUDGING DO THIS
[6:27:03 AM] DRV: HERE I GO
[6:27:07 AM] DRV: HERE I FUDGING GO
[6:27:11 AM] DRV: IM GONNA SCROLL
[6:27:20 AM] DRV: AND IM GONNA HAVE MY DICK IN MY HAND AND TAKE IT LIKE A FUDGING MAN I AM!
[6:27:30 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: grab your balls
[6:27:37 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: feeling of safety and all that
[6:27:44 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: just make sure not to squeeze (rofl)
[6:28:15 AM] DRV: ok..
[6:28:19 AM] DRV: i haven't scrolled yet
[6:28:22 AM] DRV: im about to...
[6:28:25 AM] DRV: i can fudging do this
[6:29:14 AM] DRV: I CAND DO IT
[6:29:17 AM] DRV: I SEE A RED FLAME HAIR THING
[6:29:20 AM] DRV: ON THE TOP
[6:29:25 AM] DRV: AND I SCROLL DOWN
[6:29:26 AM] DRV: OH GOD
[6:29:27 AM] DRV: OH GOD
[6:30:00 AM] DRV: OH GOD MAN
[6:30:02 AM] DRV: IT SAYS SHE IS NOT HERE
[6:30:08 AM] DRV: WHAT THE FUDGE MAN WHAT THE FUDGE
[6:30:11 AM] DRV: DRV hugs you
[6:30:14 AM] DRV: please..
[6:30:15 AM] DRV: i dont wana die
[6:30:21 AM] DRV: i feel like im about to fudging die!
[6:30:42 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: haha im actually watching a vid now where people are saying hte exact same things like you are (rofl)
[6:31:18 AM] DRV: alright
[6:31:20 AM] DRV: just
[6:31:20 AM] DRV: just
[6:31:22 AM] DRV: tell me whats ahead
[6:31:26 AM] DRV: and i will be able
[6:31:31 AM] DRV: its me not knowing what's ahead
[6:31:34 AM] DRV: that scares
[6:31:35 AM] DRV: me
[6:31:38 AM] DRV: if i know what's gonna happen
[6:31:41 AM] DRV: i can go through
[6:31:43 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: thats the point (rofl)
[6:31:48 AM] DRV: just tell me what's gona pop out!
[6:32:41 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: its quite disturbing, man
[6:32:56 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: but im not gonna tell (smoking)
[6:33:15 AM] DRV: oh god..
[6:33:18 AM] DRV: alright
[6:33:19 AM] DRV: man
[6:33:20 AM] DRV: alright..
[6:33:23 AM] DRV: i...
[6:33:25 AM] DRV: i dont know if i can do this
[6:33:53 AM] DRV: ah so the baby isn't there
[6:33:56 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: go for it. face that crap
[6:33:58 AM] DRV: and so the zombie is mad?
[6:34:03 AM] DRV: and comes running after her
[6:34:03 AM] DRV: ye?
[6:35:16 AM] DRV: HOLY MOTHER OF
[6:35:17 AM] DRV: HOLY FUDGE
[6:35:19 AM] DRV: JUHFWGPT92
[6:35:20 AM] DRV: J921URE92JU
[6:35:20 AM] DRV: WOKIFJROIJF
[6:35:24 AM] DRV: VLKO
[6:35:24 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: i'm actually a horrible person to ask this. i never tell stories ahead:D
[6:35:25 AM] DRV: I FUDGING
[6:35:25 AM] DRV: HATE YOU
[6:35:26 AM] DRV: WHY
[6:35:27 AM] DRV: WHYW
[6:35:28 AM] DRV: WHYW
[6:35:28 AM] DRV: WHYEWHR3WHR0832R
[6:35:29 AM] DRV: H28UR1391UT4
[6:35:32 AM] DRV: YOU DIDNT TELL ME
[6:35:33 AM] DRV: THAT WOULD HAPPEN
[6:35:36 AM] DRV: JRIT943I239UT2
[6:35:37 AM] DRV: JIFEJFU0R4UR9U
[6:35:45 AM] DRV: 9UR;32L9U2AUJ595085098R4EJFUTRU409UT0943UKOFLKD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
[6:35:52 AM] DRV: MOTHER OF HOLY PEICES OF BITCH CRAP FUDGE MY AS
[6:36:45 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: lol
[6:37:02 AM] DRV: oh my god..
[6:37:05 AM] DRV: this time
[6:37:08 AM] DRV: just tell me
[6:37:09 AM] DRV: please
[6:37:11 AM] DRV: is there another one?
[6:37:14 AM] DRV: it looks like it
[6:37:21 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: but it's less fun for you that way
[6:37:22 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: and me ...
[6:37:22 AM] DRV: but my hand isn't big enough to cover the entire screen!
[6:37:27 AM] DRV: QQ
[6:37:28 AM] DRV: QQQQQQQQQQQQq
[6:37:30 AM] DRV: Q.Q
[6:37:34 AM] DRV: THIS IS ALL A GAME TO YOU?!
[6:37:42 AM] DRV: YOU GET AMUSEMENT OUT OF MY SUFFERING?!
[6:38:13 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: yes, quite a lot:D
[6:39:00 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: no offense. this kind of stuff is very entertaining for me
[6:39:31 AM] DRV: q.q
[6:39:34 AM] DRV: ok
[6:39:36 AM] DRV: i finished it..
[6:39:41 AM] DRV: is it a true story btw?
[6:40:03 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: ofc not
[6:41:03 AM] DRV: ah
[6:41:04 AM] DRV: ok
[6:41:17 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: watch these (smoking)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M627-obxNzg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RKuM57nPA
[6:41:28 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: i swear i cried laughing at one point
[6:42:02 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: first one is a bit scary but a must if you want to understand the other one
[6:42:45 AM] DRV: rofl
[6:42:46 AM] DRV: im laughing
[6:43:36 AM] DRV: lol!
[6:47:49 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: transcripts there (rofl)
[6:48:28 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: also, fags playing the game at daylight with 4 friends behind their back
[6:48:48 AM] DRV: lolll
[6:48:59 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: damn, man. i was playing that game for a month. i was so scared to go on at points
[6:49:03 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: i swear
[6:49:06 AM] DRV: you gotta give props the the guy playing in the dark
[6:49:08 AM] DRV: and continueing
[6:49:13 AM] DRV: even though he's scared crapless
[6:49:13 AM] DRV: xD
[6:49:26 AM] DRV: lol
[6:49:28 AM] DRV: ya
[6:49:40 AM] DRV: it took all my man power to continue that comic
[6:49:45 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: haha
[6:49:47 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: told you
[6:49:56 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: btw how you laughed at that vid ...
[6:50:13 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: its similar with me and you reading that comic now (rofl)
[6:50:53 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: so im definitely not ruining it by spoilers
[6:51:14 AM] DRV: xD
[6:51:20 AM] DRV: you laughed at me?
[6:51:21 AM] DRV: :/
[6:51:37 AM] DRV: well..
[6:51:37 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: ofc (bow)
[6:51:45 AM] DRV: im glad i gave you some pleasure.. |-(
[6:52:12 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: thank you for the entertainment, sir (bow)
[6:53:14 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: btw that game is really short. you can beat it in like 3 or 4 hours if youre not scared crapless cowarding in some corner:D
[6:53:24 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: took me a month
[6:53:26 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: its evil
[6:53:41 AM] DRV: lol
[7:19:28 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: hm
[7:19:34 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: sun is rising.
[7:19:37 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: time to sleep
[7:19:43 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: bubai (sun)
[7:20:06 AM] DRV: cya man
[7:20:10 AM] DRV: thanks for keeping me company
[7:20:16 AM] DRV: in my hour of need
[7:20:16 AM] DRV: xD

note: some censorship needed to be applied.

Q.Q

Firstly.. That comic scarred the uh.. 'fudge' outta me! IT WAS FRIGGIN' SCARY GUYS!.. fur real..

Secondly. >.> sorry for my language :3