Liberty Navy broadcast

[Dashiell]

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comm id : Commander Virgil redline, Liberty Navy

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To any and all drooling idiots about to sign their lives away to the Liverty Slavy, DONT DO IT!

It's all lies! There's no boobs n' butts in the Navy. Well, there is but the heads attached to said boobs n' butts are evil. EVIL I tell you!

Commodore Robinson, for example, is a total Satan. They had to holoshop the horns off her head. She's a complete dominatrix. This describes her best:

WARNING, RUDE STUFF AHEAD

http://z0r.de/380

And Cahoone's file is also a lie. Everyone knows she never showers!

And, and Defmir... Im not even sure if she's a real woman. The amount of muscles on that humanoid are just frightening. You could smash a Rheinland cruiser on those abdomen!

As for Raven's 'training', make sure you bring viagra or she'll kill you!

Don't fall for it kiddies, i's no glory and fresh sweaty female flesh here! it's all about being pushed around for a chump change by women who are constantly on their periods.

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