Liberty Navy broadcast

[SMI-Great.Fox]

**A small grin emits across Evyn's face as she can't help but laugh from the transmission on the holotv, while her sister Feya sleeps with a loud snore, sprawled across the couch with a empty bottle on who knows what in her hand**
Evyn: Pfft...And here I thought Liberty Navy pilots had something more to offer..Looks like it's all flat chest there..Reminds me of those Kusarians for one thing...Seems like the only pilots with anything to offer are those in Rheinland and here at home in Bretonia...
**An evil look creeps across her face as she digs through a few datapads on her table, finding the right one she was looking for after a few minutes had passed**
Evyn: Fooly Cooly...

==INCOMING TRANSMISSION==

PILOT ID: Evyn...
LOCATION: Right behind you..
DETAILS: Tsk Tsk..Your pea shooters...My Tertiaries...
MESSAGE DESIGNATION:To Commodore Christina Robinson-Lieutenant Natalie Cahoone-Vice Admiral Lucia Defmir-Captain Catherine Raven.
BEGINNING TRANSMISSION:

Evyn: My my ladies..You sure look all snazzy in such..But it looks like the gene pool didn't quite reach your levels in certain curves that men enjoy seeing in order to please their minds...And I think its time to let you know that, despite your service to the Liberty Navy, your fanservice to your fellow officers sure has you down in the "Only willing to look at you due to Rank" Department...Tsk..Tsk....Looks like a real woman with something the boys would get their spirits up into the fighting mood to grab their fighters control sticks like wild animals and drive themselves into a frenzy that would make any pirate or terrorist tuck tail and scream back to momma...So enjoy ladies...Oh and by the way..Since you opened this file, I had my good sister-in-law Veris come up with a type of virus in this...The rest of your fellow officers in the Primary Fleet should be getting this picture and message real soon...Hope they enjoy looking at what you ladies lack....Don't worry..It'll have an auto delete protocol involed so this picture will self delete and defragment within minutes of viewing...Oh and Catherine..

**Evyn puts up her middle finger to the camera**

Evyn: This is for the Water dish bit...

Evyn: Looks like Bretonia Prevails yet again...I'll see you in space...Toodles..

==END OF TRANSMISSION==

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