Six horses. Five dogs. One cat. 18 fish. 5 chickens. Yes I live on a farm. The ponies managed to squeeze through the fence. They loosened the wire by leaning on it until it was bent enough.
3AM at this point. People starting to wake up. Animals starting to wake up. I can hear the snake in the walls.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.
